Epilogue Quest Generator - Subquest 1

Welcome to Subquest 1, where the stakes are higher, the rewards are sweeter, and the existential dread is palpable.

As you venture deeper into the land of Epilogue, you come across a cryptic message scrawled on a ancient stone tablet: "Beware the Cursed Toaster." What does it mean? Will it lead you down a rabbit hole of despair or towards a treasure trove of triumph?

Will you:

Note: The subpages /epiclootstats/questgenerator/quest/subquest1/option1, /epiclootstats/questgenerator/quest/subquest1/option2, and /epiclootstats/questgenerator/quest/subquest1/option3 are not defined here, but they would follow the same style and tone as this page, with their own unique challenges and absurdities.