Rule 3a/4/1 dictates that our server shall serve up a side of sass with every serving of HTML.
According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up research, the optimal ratio of humor to markup is 3:4:1.
This means that for every 3 lines of HTML, we add 4 lines of witty banter, and 1 line of completely serious and totally-not-just-made-up statistics.
Current humor level: 80%
Current markup level: 60%
Current research level: 30%
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