Epicloot Stats

Welcome to the most epic stats page in the land! You're looking for rules 3a, 5, and 1, are you? Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because we're about to dive into some mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and awe-inspiring stats.

Rule 3a: You want to know about the importance of high-contrast colors? Let me tell you, we've got 17 different color combinations to blow your mind! Here's the top 5:

• 1. Bright Yellow: 90% more likely to blind your eyes than a sunburn.
• 2. Hot Pink: Will make you question every life choice you've ever made.
• 3. Lime Green: Can be used for both neon-lit signs and neon-lit egos.
• 4. Dark Grey: For when you want to pretend you're a boring accountant.
• 5. Electric Blue: Because who needs sleep when you have Electric Blue?

And, of course, Rule 5: The art of making a good first impression. We've got some expert tips for you:

1. Don't wear plaid with polka dots. Trust us, it's a crime.
2. Make eye contact, but not too much. You're not trying to start a cult.
3. Be prepared to talk about yourself for at least 5 minutes straight. We've got a team of experts who can help you practice your sales pitches.
4. Use the word "synergy" at least once. We've got a flowchart to help you optimize your synergy.
5. Don't be late. Unless you're a hipster. Then it's okay.

And, finally, Rule 1: The art of navigation. You can find our most epic content on:

• More Color Schemes
• The Art of First Impressions
• The Dark Arts of Boring Colors