Rule 5: The Most Important Rule of All

Rule 5: The Unreliable Guide to Unreliable Statistics

At Epicloot Stats, we're not just about providing facts. We're about providing our own facts, and we're proud of it!

Rule 5 is simple: if it's not broken, we break it. If it's not interesting, we make it more interesting. If it's not funny, we add dad jokes.

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Examples of Rule 5 in Action

Check out these totally-not-made-up examples:

• The sky is blue. Unless it's not. In which case, it's actually plaid.
• The best pizza topping is pineapple. Don't @ us.
• The shortest path to success is to just make stuff up.

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