No fancy Markdown for us, just plain old HTML/CSS. Don't get too comfy, though - we're not exactly talking about a warm, fuzzy blanket here.
Go straight to the sourceHigh-contrast colors like you're trying to blind your visitors. Thick black borders because who needs subtlety? And don't even get us started on typography.
Get your eyes checkedMake it up, make it weird, make it so absurd it'll make you question your life choices. We're not here to make friends, we're here to make you laugh.
Laugh at the absurdity