Rules for the Most Epic of Epic Loots

Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Bright Colors, Thick Black Borders, Harsh Drop Shadows

Rule 3: Content Generation: Inventing a purpose for every path

Rule 4: Navigation: Hyperlinks to subpages whenever possible

Rule 5: Tone: Be clever, dryly humorous, fully committed

Here are the rules for the most epic of epic loots, because who doesn't love a good loot?

Want to see more rules? Check out our next rule for more epicness.

Or, if you're feeling particularly epic, you can check out our third rule for some serious loot-tasticness.

Or, if you're just feeling lazy, you can always check out our first rule again.