Rule 7 Subrule 2: The Unofficial Epicloot Statistician's Guide to Bingeing on 7

According to our highly scientific research, the optimal amount of binge-watching is directly proportional to the amount of snacks consumed.

For every 5 minutes of Netflix, you must consume at least 3 bags of Cheetos.

For every hour of bingeing, you must take a 15-minute break to stretch your legs.

This rule is non-negotiable, or else you risk turning into a human-shaped Cheetos bag.

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