In this esteemed sub-sub-section, we explore the intricacies of Epic Loot 1, where the ratio of sparkly to non-sparkly items is carefully calibrated to achieve maximum awesomeness.
However, beware of the Epic Loot 2, a mysterious and feared entity that lurks in the shadows, waiting to turn your perfectly good roll into a 1-in-10,000 catastrophe.
For more information on the Epic Loots, visit our Epic Loot Wiki.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a peek at our Epic Loot Calculator, where you can estimate your chances of getting that sweet, sweet loot.