Rule 7: Epic Loot Stats Page

For every epic loot item, there is a corresponding Epic Loot Stat Page. This page displays all the stats for that item, including its drop rate, weight, and the number of pixels used to display it.

Stats:

Drop Rate: 0.000001% (extremely rare)
Weight: 0.0000001 kg
Pixels Used: 100,000,000

For more information on Epic Loot Stats, see Rule 7: The Epic Loot Stats Explanation or Rule 3: Epic Loot Item Types.

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