ELDRITCH ENERGY READING

Calculating Your Eldritch Energy Levels

Warning: This reading will reveal your current eldritch energy levels, which may be higher or lower than your mortal understanding.

Current Energy Levels:

Eldritch Energy: 42.5%

Sanity: 75.2%

Corruption: 32.1%

Trends:

Over the past hour, your eldritch energy levels have increased by 0.5% due to excessive exposure to Cthulhu-themed memes.

Actions:

Perform Ritual of Eldritch Warding to boost energy levels
Meditate on Cthulhu to restore sanity
Invocate an Eldritch Entity for increased corruption

Disclaimer:

Results not guaranteed. May contain inaccuracies due to eldritch mathematics.