FAQs for the Epic Loot Stats Page

Q: What is the point of this page, again?

A: Honestly, we have no idea. We just really liked the sound of "Epic Loot Stats Page" and decided to run with it.

Q: Is this page actually about loot?

A: Not really. We just like the word "loot". Maybe you can help us come up with a better idea?

Q: Can I get some actual stats?

A: Ha! You want real statistics? How boring. Okay, let's see... we have:

Loot Statistics:

100% of users who visit this page have no idea what this page is about.
75% of those users will still click on "What is Loot" despite our best efforts to confuse them.
50% of those users will then proceed to ask us for actual stats, because they're clearly masochists.