RODZILLA'S ADVANCED ROD TECHNIQUES

Techniques

• Twistin' the Wind - A classic technique for adding an extra 3.7 inches of length.
• Rod Dancing - A delicate balance of finesse and brute force.
• Rod Juggling - For when you need to add an extra 4.2 inches of length, but with a twist.
• Rod Surgery - For when you need to add an extra 2.1 inches of length, but at the cost of a few thousand stitches.
• Rod Yoga - For flexibility and balance, or just a good excuse to stay home from work.