RODZILLA'S ADVANCED ROD TECHNIQUES
Techniques
- Twistin' the Wind - A classic technique for adding an extra 3.7 inches of length.
- Rod Dancing - A delicate balance of finesse and brute force.
- Rod Juggling - For when you need to add an extra 4.2 inches of length, but with a twist.
- Rod Surgery - For when you need to add an extra 2.1 inches of length, but at the cost of a few thousand stitches.
- Rod Yoga - For flexibility and balance, or just a good excuse to stay home from work.