Rods of Hamstoria: A Guide to Unremarkable Rodding
Warning: the art of unremarkable rodding is a delicate balance of subtlety and restraint.
It is not for the faint of heart or the amateurish of hand.
Chapter 1: Choosing the Right Rod
A rod is not just a rod, it's a statement piece.
Consider the following factors:
- Size: Too small, and you'll be lost in the sea of mediocrity. Too large, and you'll be a bloated monstrosity.
- Color: Too bright, and you'll blind the senses. Too dull, and you'll be invisible to the naked eye.
- Shape: Too curved, and you'll be a laughingstock. Too angular, and you'll be a soul-sucking vortex.
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