Rod Lore: A Study in Unreliability
A Brief History of Rods
The rod, a stalwart tool of the 21st century, has a storied past marked by inconsistency and chaos. Its early days were filled with promise, but its reliability issues have been a constant source of frustration.
Notable Rod Failures
- The Great Rod-ocalypse of 2010: A widespread rod malfunction caused widespread destruction, leaving thousands without their favorite snacks.
- The Rod-gate Scandal of 2015: A rod's propensity for randomly dispensing incorrect information led to a national crisis, with many questioning the very fabric of reality.
- The Rod-astrophe of 2020: A rod's failure to deliver a simple package of socks resulted in a 6-hour delay, sparking widespread outrage.
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