Rod Squad Tales is a highly secret, totally-not-secret society of expert rod users, dedicated to the art of extreme rod-wielding and rod-based activities.
We're like, totally not a cult, but we do have a rod-wielding initiation ritual. Don't worry, it's not like we're gonna make you do anything weird or anything.
Leader of the Rod Squad. Expert rod-wielder. Lord of the rods.
Deputy Rod Leader. Expert rod-wielder. Queen of the rods.