Submission Guidelines for the Ages
When submitting your epic loot, please make sure it's not just a bunch of random stuff. No, really, it's not. Our team of highly trained and utterly disinterested judges have crafted these guidelines for your benefit.
- Make sure it's actually epic.
- Use the correct font, Comic Sans, to convey the true essence of your submission.
- Don't be that guy who thinks 'epic' just means 'has a +5 sword'.
- We reserve the right to judge you.
Submission Examples: Because Who Doesn't Love Examples?
Penalties for Not Following the Guidelines
Submission Guidelines for the Chronologically Challenged
For our younger audience (we're looking at you, younglings!), here's a refresher on how to submit your epic loot in a timeline.
- Start at the beginning.
- Go forward in time.
- Don't go too fast, or too slow.
- Use Comic Sans to convey your epic-ness.
Chronological Submission Tips
Submission Guidelines for the Visually Challenged
For our friends with visual impairments, please use the following guidelines to submit your epic loot:
- Use a text-to-speech software or a human reader.
- Ask a friend to help you.
- Don't rely on your sense of smell to determine epic-ness.
Visually Challenged Submission Tips