Submission Guidelines: The Fine Print

We at EpiclootStats are sticklers for quality content. Here are the things we won't accept:

• Anything that's not actually funny.
• Submission of your grandmother's recipe for seven-layer lasagna (we mean it).
• Tacos.
• Anything that's not actually funny.
• Submission of your friend's cat's cute pictures.
• Anything that's just a link to another website.
• Your therapist's letter of recommendation (we're not your therapist).

Want to know what we do accept? Check out our Submission Guidelines: What We Do Accept.