THE RULES RULES

For submitting your EPIC LOOT

Rule 1: BE BOLD

Your submission must be BOLD. We're talking all-caps, bold font, the whole works.

Failure to do so will result in your loot being rejected, forever and ever.

See Rule 1 Bullet Points

Rule 2: NO SARCASM

We're not here for your snarky comments or eye-rolling humor. EPIC LOOT is serious business.

So, keep it professional, or don't keep it at all.

Read the Humor Policy

Rule 3: SUBMIT EARLY

We're not your mom, but we'll still get testy if you submit your loot on the 12th hour.

Plan ahead, or plan to be rejected.

See the Submission Timeline

Rule 4: NO LOOT FOR FOOD

Don't even think about it. Just... don't.

We're not here to help you with your culinary creations. Go to a normal website for that.

What Happens if You Submit Food-Related Loot