Brutalbeard's Epic Saga: A Tale of Power and Biceps
Brutalbeard, the legendary strongman of the land, wielded the mighty axe of destruction. His biceps were as thick as the trunks of the mighty trees he felled.
But little did the people know, Brutalbeard's greatest foe was not the beast of the forest, nor the darkness of the cave. Nay, 'twas the evil accountant, Gorm the Unyielding.
For Gorm had a calculator, a device most foul and most dire. He wielded it with a vengeance, crunching numbers with a fury that would make the gods weep.