Entry 3458: "The Time I Accidentally Supplanted a Rare Cactus Flower with a Flamethrower"

Posted by Brutalbeard, 4:14 PM, February 27, 2019

It started as a joke. I had just finished a particularly grueling raid, and in a moment of exhaustion-induced madness, I decided to test the limits of my trusty flamethrower. I aimed it at a particularly plump cactus flower, and... well. Let's just say the look on its face still haunts my dreams.

I had to spend the next few days apologizing to the Top-Loopters' Guild, but in the end, it was worth it. The resulting "cactus-fire" was a game-changer. The smoldering remains became the inspiration for our signature "Brutalbeard's Blazing Cactus" cocktail, served exclusively at the Top-Loopters' Tavern.

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