Ironclad Ira's Rules for Supreme Supremacy

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Be a Bane

Thou shalt not be a bane, lest thou fall into a pit of despair, where the only comfort is an endless loop of elevator music.

• Apply for Bane Exemption

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Wear Armor at All Times

For it is a known fact that armor makes everything better. Even Tuesdays.

• Get Your Armor Here!

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Always Be Right

For it is a fundamental truth that Ira is always right. Even when she's wrong, she's right.

• Read the Fine Print (or Not)