Joining the Breakfast Club: A Guide for the Clueless
Step 1: Don't trip on the way in. We're watching.
Step 2: Find a table. Any table. We don't discriminate.
Step 3: Sit down. Hard.
Step 4: Eat a thing. We have a thing. It's a waffle.
Step 5: Be prepared for the judging. We're looking at you.
Additional requirements: You must have a sense of humor, an appetite, and an understanding of basic social etiquette. If you can't handle the looks, we can't handle you.