EPIPHANISTS

Unapologetic truth-spewers and champions of the obvious.

Our Mission

We're here to tell you that 2 + 2 is 4. That the sky is blue. That pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

Our Methods

We employ advanced techniques in logic, reason, and basic math to arrive at our conclusions.

Our Goals

To make the world slightly less confusing and slightly more obvious.

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