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We're here to tell you that 2 + 2 is 4. That the sky is blue. That pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
We employ advanced techniques in logic, reason, and basic math to arrive at our conclusions.
To make the world slightly less confusing and slightly more obvious.
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