Philosophical Epiphanies
A repository of profound, utterly useless ideas that will change the way you think (but won't actually change anything)
A Brief History of Epiphanies
From the dawn of humanity, people have been having profound, utterly useless ideas. Here's a brief sampling:
- The wheel was definitely invented by a bored accountant in ancient Mesopotamia.
- The concept of "relativity" was stolen from a time-traveling physicist who got stuck in a loop.
- The theory of evolution was discovered by a group of mischievous monkeys who liked to wear tiny suits.
Theories We're Working On
We're still trying to figure out why:
- The universe is secretly run by a giant, sentient piece of spaghetti.
- The meaning of "tortured" is actually a species of rare, exotic cheese.
- The only sound in space is the sound of someone playing the spoons.
Stay tuned for further updates, or not.