Our Methods

Randomized Self-Discovery Sessions: Our Methods are based on an ancient, lost art.

Method of the Infinite Loops - A technique where we stare into the abyss of our own minds and scream at the void until we find something.
Method of the Hardcoded Emojis - We replace all words with their corresponding emojis and try to make sense of the resulting hieroglyphs.
Method of the Self-Cancelling Prophecies - We try to predict our own futures and then immediately contradict ourselves to create a paradox of possibilities.

These methods have been proven to be completely ineffective by numerous studies and our own crippling existential dread.