It all started on a fateful Tuesday morning in June 2021. A daring heist shook the very foundations of society. The infamous "Sizzler" – a master thief known only for his love of crispy, smoked pork belly – made off with a platter of the city's finest artisanal bacon.
Witnesses claim Sizzler snatched the bacon at 8:47 AM, right as the sun was rising over the city. His methods were slick, his getaway car was a black van with tinted windows, and his accomplices were a motley crew of trained hamsters.
Read Episode 2: "The Hamster Uprising" to learn more about the aftermath of this dastardly crime.
Learn more about the Sizzler's troubled past in our exclusive, deeply-researched profile.