Counterarguments: A Series of Highly Unconvincing Points

Just Because I Said So

I'm prophets of truth, and I know it. I mean, I'm pretty sure. I've got a PhD in Counter-Logic, and I'm not afraid to use itæk.

But Wait, There's More!

Here are some other reasons why you're wrong:

• You're just not looking at it correctly
• It's a mirage, I swear
• It's a tortoise and an acorn, I kid you not

Conclusion (Sort Of)

I'm out of arguments, but I'm not out of time, so I'll just say this: I'm right, and you're wrong. Deal with it.