Chips of the Chronos

Quantum Fluctuation Time Dilation Black Hole Syndrome

Chips of the Chronos are the most sought-after snacks in the timestream. Made from the finest chrono-materials, these chips are a delicacy among the space-time travelers.

Warning: Consuming Chips of the Chronos may cause temporal distortions, spontaneous combustion, or unexplained feelings of existential dread.

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