Equipment and
Accessories

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Grip-o-Matic 9000

For when your hands are just too darn slippery for regular grasping.

Price: 500 credits (includes free shipping)

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Auto-Fix-it-5000

Because duct tape is soooo last season.

Price: 1000 credits (includes complimentary coffee mug)

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Selfie-O-Matic Pro

For the ultimate in self-portrait photography.

Price: 2000 credits (includes free subscription to Selfie-O-Rama magazine)

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Hyper-Organizer 3000

Organize your thoughts, your closet, and your snacks.

Price: 300 credits (includes complimentary color-coded sticky notes)

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