It's a stone-age parking lot, where dinosaurs roam free. And so do the traffic jams!
Imagine, if you will, a tectonic plateaus of brake lights, a river of stalled cars, and the sound of distant drums beating out the rhythm of the last ice age.
But don't just imagine – it's real, and it's right here. In this prehistoric traffic jam, you'll find:
So buckle up, folks! It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Parking lots so big, you'll need a map!
Just like the parking lots of today, but with more brontosaurs and a few more tar pits.
Trolls that'll make you wait for hours just to get a parking ticket.
With their tiny computers and their big, scaly feet – they're the real reason for this prehistoric jam.
Robbers of the stone-age highway.
They'll rob you blind for a spot to park, and leave you with nothing but a handful of mammoth bones.