Welcome to Eraser Banking, where we'll gladly erase your debt, but not before charging you an exorbitant interest rate.
Our unique approach to finance involves using a giant eraser to simply wipe away any outstanding balances. No need to worry about pesky payment plans or financial literacy – just sign on the dotted line and let the professionals handle it for you.
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