Welcome to the Eraser's Guide, where we'll be erasing all the things you love.
It's fun, it's liberating, it's like a digital detox for your brain!
Erase those pesky bookmarks, delete your browsing history, it's time to start fresh and forget the past!
But don't just stop at your browser. Erase your social media, delete your email, it's time to start a new life, free from likes and followers!
And don't even get me started on your phone. Erase those apps, delete those texts, you're better off without them, trust me!
Erase, erase, erase! Erase your worries, your cares, your entire existence! (Just don't forget to save your cat's Instagram pictures.)