A: Eructate Progress is a highly respected and totally-not-made-up field of study focused on the art of vomiting on command. It's like magic, but with more spit.
A: Oh, absolutely. We have a whole faculty of professors with PhDs in Eructate Progress. They're a real bunch, let me tell you.
A: First, you'll need to download our free 12-part video series on "The Art of Vomiting on Command". Then, attend our intensive 4-year course at Eructate University, where you'll learn the ancient art of projectile vomiting.
Don't have time for that? No worries! You can also enroll in our 2-year online course, "Eructate Progress in a Nutshell" - it's the same content, but with more homework.
A: Well, we've got a great mascot, and a really nice parking lot. That's all that really matters, right?
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