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Our team of highly trained escalators will guide you through the arduous process of re-assigning your ticket to a new agent, complete with a side of existential dread.
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Don't see your issue listed? No worries! Just click here to submit your unique request for escalation.
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We're open 24/7, 365 to take your escalated tickets. Because who needs sleep, anyway?
By submitting your ticket for escalation, you agree to waive your rights to timely resolution and acknowledge that our agents are secretly robots with a penchant for procrastination.
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