Break Room Warehousing: Where Cubicle Dreams Come to Die

Welcome, fellow prisoners of the cube farm! You're not here for the open-concept architecture, are you?

Well, you've come to the right place. Our break room warehousing system is designed to suck the last drop of your soul, one stale cup of coffee at a time.

Features:

• Stale air and flickering fluorescent lighting
• Unreliable coffee machine that always seems to be on the fritz
• A 'break room' that's really just a glorified broom closet
• And don't even get us started on the 'free' donuts in the vending machine

Want to see the Employee Warehousing page for more details on how we're 'warehousing' your coworkers.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out the Mouse Warehousing page for our extensive collection of abandoned computer mice.

(Note: Please do not attempt to escape through the Vent Warehousing system, as this is just a rumor.