The Escape Plan 3000 User Manual

Disclaimer:

We're not really responsible if you get stuck in an infinite loop of despair while trying to escape. You've been warned.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1: Preparing for the Inevitable Apocalypse

Step 1: Gather all the snacks. You'll thank us later.

Step 2: Find a reliable source of caffeine. Trust us, it helps.

Step 3: Develop a solid emergency playlist. You know, for motivation.

Step 4: Practice your best "I told you so" face. You never know when you'll need it.

For more advanced strategies, proceed to Chapter 2: Advanced Time Dilation Techniques.