Escape Plan 3000 - Premium Package - Checkout

You have reached the pinnacle of escape planning. Congratulations.

This premium package includes:

• A personalized escape plan, tailored to your unique skillset and taste in chaos.
• A complimentary bottle of "I Told You So" whiskey, perfect for sipping while you're waiting to be rescued.
• A 10% discount on all future escape attempts.

Price: $100.00 (non-refundable, except for extenuating circumstances, like the apocalypse).

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