We've all been there: stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread, unable to escape the crushing weight of reality. But have you ever tried to escape from reality itself? That's the question our reviewer asked when they stepped into this infamous escape room.
The concept was intriguing: a room filled with doors that led nowhere, a clock that ticked but never moved, and a sense of hopelessness that threatened to consume us all. Our reviewer found themselves questioning their own existence, wondering if it was all just a simulation, or if they were truly alone in the universe.
However, the room's design was a bit too on the nose. The "mystery" was solved by a cryptic message scrawled on a wall in what our reviewer suspected was crayon.
The real kicker was the "final challenge": a door with a sign that read "THE ANSWER IS IN YOUR HEAD". Our reviewer was less than impressed. "It's not even a door!" they exclaimed. "It's just a wall with some letters on it!"
Would our reviewer recommend this escape room? Maybe, but only for the sheer audacity of it all. It's a bold move, but not quite bold enough.