` Escape Routes 101: Bug-out Bag Checklist

Bug-out Bag Essentials

The Unnecessary but Entertaining Checklist

1. Water Bottle and Coffee

2. Compass and Map, because you're not lost (yet)

3. Duct Tape and Duct Tape (just in case)

4. Tinfoil Hat, because you never know when you might have to deflect the Government's thoughts

5. Thermos Bottle and Pretzels, because survival is 90% mental

6. Spare Chicken Nuggets, because when all else fails, eat some nuggets

Additional Items: The Unnecessary but Entertaining Extras

7. 3D Printed Escape Route Sign, because who doesn't love a good directional sign?

8. Emergency Pony and Some Spare Socks, because you never know when you might need to run away

9. Digital Camera and Some Drones, because capturing the apocalypse is key

10. Back to the start, because you never finished reading this list

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