Escape Routes 101: Cheesy Avoidance Techniques

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Are you tired of doing actual work? Do you want to avoid responsibilities and deadlines? Look no further! Our course on Cheesy Avoidance Techniques will show you how to:

1. Master the art of procrastination, with our patented "Squirrel Method" of doing nothing productive for hours.
2. Develop a keen sense of "creative" ways to rephrase "I'm late" as "I'm just taking a break."
3. Learn to feign interest in meetings, using our expert techniques to fake it till you make it.

Subtopics:

• Creative Rewording
• Faking Interest in Meetings
• Squirrel Mode: The Art of Procrastination