Welcome, traveler, to the infamous Escape Route 2, Section 1. This is the part where things start to go off the rails.
A group of misfits, led by the enigmatic and possibly insane "Captain" Jenkins, set out to find a new route to freedom. Little did they know, their map was drawn by a committee of confused squirrels.
As they journey deeper into the wilderness, the group encounters a series of absurd obstacles, including but not limited to: a river of existential dread, a field of sentient, judgmental cacti, and a mountain of bureaucratic red tape.
To continue on, you must navigate Section 2: The Squirrely Slip 'n' Slide, where the group must confront their own fears and the squirrels that drew the map.
Or, if you prefer, you may wish to explore Section 1: The Great Unknown for a taste of what could have been.