Welcome, Adventurer! You're on Route 4 of the infamous "Escape Routes".

This route is notorious for its treacherous terrain and unpredictable traffic jams.

You're currently driving on the "Bumpy Road to Nowhere", where potholes are the norm and asphalt is a distant memory.

But don't worry, the scenic views are worth it! (Just kidding, they're not.)

You've got a few options:

• Take the "Quick Fix" shortcut and risk getting stuck in a traffic jam.
• Take the "Alternate Route of Doom" and risk getting lost in the wilderness.
• Continue on to Route 5, where the roads are smoother, but the scenery is boring.

Choose wisely, adventurer!