Break Room Protocol

For the Uninitiated

Welcome, traveler.

You're in a break room. Again. We're all in this together.

To navigate the Escape Routes, follow our Break Room Map for the best course of action.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a Microwave Ovenship and risk it all for a stale bag of popcorn.

Caution: Break Room Hazards

Be aware of these dangers: