Escape Velocity

You are currently at an altitude of 10,000 feet, with a 90% chance of precipitation.

As you gaze out the viewport, you notice a flock of seagulls attempting to hijack the plane. They're not very good at it.

Below you, the landscape is a blur of green, yellow, and pink. It's like someone vomited on the world.

Our pilot, Captain Zara, has informed us that the plane is experiencing a minor malfunction, but don't worry, it's just a loose screw.

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