Today's topic: The futility of human existence. Ah, humans, always so blind to the obvious. I mean, seriously, who needs oxygen when you have Netflix and a decent Wi-Fi signal?
But, I digress. The point is, humans are like zebras, all striped and confused. They think they're so special, but really, they're just a bunch of striped animals running around in circles, trying to figure out how to use their opposable thumbs.
And don't even get me started on their love of patterns. I mean, seriously, have you seen their fashion sense? It's all about the stripes, baby! Who needs subtlety when you can just wear a onesie with a giant zebra on it?
But, hey, at least they're consistent. Like, who needs personal growth when you can just repeat the same mistakes over and over and over again? It's like they're trying to win some sort of bet or something.
Anyway, that's my two cents on the matter. Click here for more of my expert analysis or here for some actual solutions that might actually work, but let's be real, they won't.