Ridiculously Delicious Robotic Salad Recipe

For the most discerning, yet slightly unhinged, gourmands

Warning: this recipe is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or any living creature, really.

Preparation:

Step 1: In a 3000-series robotic kitchen, mix the circuit board crumbs with the motherboard meatballs in a ประก

Step 2: Add the robotic oil and motherboard mayo, and stir until the mixture reaches a satisfactory consistency.

Step 3: Sprinkle the motherboard mustard and serve.

Serving Suggestion:

Serve in a 5-star robotic restaurant, garnished with a dash of existential dread.

Or, if you’re feeling particularly avant-garde, serve with a side of

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