The Beginning
In a world where coffee was the ultimate source of energy and productivity, the first signs of trouble appeared in the year 2025. It was the year that the world's last remaining coffee shop opened on the moon.
As the last remnants of humanity fled the dying planet, they brought their coffee addiction with them. The moon, once a barren rock, was transformed into a bustling metropolis of caffeine-fueled madness.
The Ascension
As the years passed, the moon's coffee supply dwindled, and the inhabitants turned to more...unconventional sources for their fix. They discovered that the moon's core was not just a rock, but a massive coffee bean.
With the bean's energizing properties, the inhabitants of the moon reached new heights of productivity and innovation. They built towering cities that defied gravity, and their art was a fusion of cubism and...well, more cubism.
But with great power comes great responsibility, and the moon's inhabitants soon found themselves in a battle for control. The Council of Coffee Lords, a cabal of powerful roosters, rose to power, and the moon's fate was forever sealed.
The Ascension was a time of great change, as the moon's inhabitants adapted to their new role as the galaxy's premier coffee-fueled superpower.
The Collapse
And then, it was all over. The Council's grip on power was broken, and the moon descended into chaos. The last remnants of humanity were forced to flee, leaving behind a desolate wasteland of spent coffee cups and broken dreams.
But even in the face of collapse, the moon's legacy lives on. The Eternal Doom Forever Museum stands as a testament to the moon's glorious, if short, history.