Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Fiscal Fiasco

According to our esteemed economists, a recession is just a fundamental shift in the fabric of time and space.

Or, you know, just a bunch of people losing their jobs and homes. Same diff.

Key Concepts:

• Quantum Leapfrogging: The art of jumping over a problem, only to land in a worse situation.
• Fiscal Fiasco: When the economy goes thaywire.
• Job Losses: Because who needs a steady income, really?