The Eternal Sloucher

Zero Productivity Achieved

Welcome to the Eternal Sloucher, where procrastination is an art form and time is relative.

You've managed to spend the last 5 years binge-watching cat videos and playing video games instead of working on your novel. Congratulations!

We have a special deal for you:

• TV Binge
• Video Games
• Unfinished Novel

Don't forget to stretch!