Misinterpretation as a Service

Because You Clearly Needed More Problems

Are you tired of people actually understanding you? Do you crave the thrill of being misheard, misread, and misjudged? Look no further! Our team of expert misinterpreters will take your words, twist them, and spin them into a tangled web of confusion.

Our Services

• Verbal Sleight of Hand - Our most popular service, where we take your words and make them sound like you're trying to sell used cars.
• Interpretive Dance - We'll dance around your words like they're a hot mess in a crowded room.
• Semantic Spaghetti - Our take on the classic game of "mix 'em up" with your words.

Don't see a service that suits your needs? No worries! Our team is happy to custom misinterpret your request.